Thursday, July 30, 2009

From Joka contd.

In continuance of my song posts.
Another creation of a very distressed mind.
The Hindi Fin Acc song

White white page dekhe
Dilva beating fast
Fin accva ga*nd mare re

oh very sadness in my heart finacc ga*nd mare re
Fin ga*nd mare ga*nd mare
fin yeh ga*nd mare
Oh very sadness in my heart finacc ga*nd mare re

Oh cant stop my sleep
Oh cant stop my sleep
Finaccva kare hai zalim beat
Oh cant stop my sleep
Finaccva kare hai zalim beat

Tadpati quiz ne bujha li fizz
Profit se loss mila le
Sasuri balance ho ja re
Oh very sadness in my heart finacc ga*nd mare re
Oh very
Oh very
Oh very sadness in my heart finacc ga*nd mare re

From Joka

Mid Terms bring out the poet and plagiarist in me. Here are some compositions from the aforementioned period. P.S There are some technical jargon that IIM students may understand. For the others here is a glossary

Stats: Statistics. Period.
Fin Acc: Financial Accounting, unanimously accepted as the toughest thing in the first term
BS: Behavioral Sciences/ Organization Behavior. Freud, Ericson, Persuasion, Motivation, ZZzzzz....
RG: Relative Grading, a marking process, also a behavioral pattern where students generally are found resorting to self satisfying methods to achieve marks.
Amortise: A financial term where the value of something is decreased over time. Further clarifications after i understand the first statement.

The Fin Acc song(Killing in the name of-RATM)

Billing in the name of
Billing in the name of

Some of those that do finances, are the same that lose assets (4)

Billing in the name of
Billing in the name of

Those who cried are amortised, by getting the cash , with their brains fried
You amortise for those who cried by getting the cash, with your brains fried (2)

Billing in the name of

The Mid Term Song (Yun hi chala chal-Swades)

Yun hi padha chal rahi
YUn hi padha chal rahi
mid term exam hai yeh duniya

Stats bade jhamele
Dekh fin acc bhi pele
Badi mushkil hai yeh duniya


Yeh exam hai, keh raha hai ab mujhse
Pilne ko hai tu kahi ab mujhse (2)

Dil ko hai badi bekaabi
Kis exam se pilni hai?
Jiska kabse darr tha
Shaayad wahi baat honi hai

Yun hi padha chal rahi
Yun hi padha chal rahi
Jeevan ch*di sang maiyya
RG ki duniya bhi hai
BS ne bhi le li hai
Marks ka ho gaya thak thaiyya

Dhun Dhun ta nana rata tun ta nana
Dhun Dhun ta nana rata tun ta nana